do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine every single detail about yourself and just get really upset because you’re you

(Source: wowshutup, via myowntwoshoes)

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

(Source: radichul, via ohnomatthew)

• my paralyzed Pokemon: paralyzed! It can't move!
• opponent's paralyzed pokemon: runs a marathon
• does a backflip
• starts breakdancing
• attacks

coagulates:

i am so hard on myself. I mentally beat the shit out myself like 78907 times a day

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